관리자 : 김성래 
| 제목 | GOLF AND MARRIAGE |
|---|---|
| 글쓴이 | 김성래(50) [ nicksrkim@hanmail.net ] |
| 작성일 | 2013-01-26 |
GOLF AND MARRIAGE
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.
His wife was standing nearby watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that
we're married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your clubs and golf cart."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“
