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A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.

A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket
during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened,
and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor
in the beautiful heart forever!

At that moment, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When confronted later, he said:
"I'm so sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral...
I'm a Gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.

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