관리자 : 김성래 
| 제목 | God’s Vacation |
|---|---|
| 글쓴이 | 김성래(50) [ nicksrkim@hanmail.net ] |
| 작성일 | 2010-06-10 |
God’s Vacation
St. Peter thinks, and then says: "How about Jupiter? It's nice this time of year."
God says: "No, too much gravity on Jupiter. It hurts my back."
St. Peter says: "OK, how about Mercury?"
God says: "No way! It's way too hot for me on Mercury."
St. Peter exclaims: "I know! How about going to Earth for your vacation?"
God says:
"Are you kidding?
I went there 2,000 years ago, had an affair with some Jewish girl,
and they're still talking about it!"
