Colorful Nicknames

Three women were sitting around, throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives.

Karen said: "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does."

Joanne giggled and confessed: "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked: "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?"

Kathy frowned and said: "The postman."

"Why the postman?" asked Joanne.

"Because he always delivers late and half the time it's in the wrong box."